Archive – 14th/16th March 2009

For archival reasons – and to clean up the main site – here’s all the old News Felches…

14/4/09:

  • 14:32 Chinese Subvert Censorship With a Popular Pun:
    tinyurl.com/dncx8q #
  • 15:34 Japan warns it may shoot down N. Korean satellite launcher
    tinyurl.com/azs9op
    Oh goody… another route to armageddon #
  • 15:38 ISS crew had to evac due to near-miss from space junk yesterday:
    tinyurl.com/clgesn #
  • 15:45 Zypad – a milspec-rugged wrist Linux computer:
    tinyurl.com/atznek #
  • 15:49 Israeli stripper, drunk in Ramallah, found & returned home by Palestinian cops. Aww…
    tinyurl.com/c4×54p #
  • 15:52 Obama team declares intellectual property treaty a state secret:
    tinyurl.com/d2t49p #
  • 16:02 Soldier in Ledger Joker cosplay points gun at cops, gets shot dead. Why so serious?
    tinyurl.com/aknl8x #
  • 16:29 Solar power panels + nature reserves = WIN?
    tinyurl.com/ah56ko #
  • 22:26 The US will no longer hold terror suspects as “enemy combatants”:
    tinyurl.com/djsjdm
    Good. #
  • 22:31 Paraplegic Man Suffers Spider Bite, Walks Again:
    tinyurl.com/d37×4n #
  • 01:13 ‘We Surround Them’ Right-wing-nut festival of vague threats today. Chuck Norris wants to be President of Texas. And dead libruls. #
  • 01:13 Their symbol is the universal symbol for radioactive gonorrhea
    tinyurl.com/c9×8to #
  • 10:44 PETA use stolen sample of George Clooney’s sweat to make tofu:
  • tinyurl.com/aldx6w #
  • 11:01 Seymour Hersh on Cheney’s personal assassination squad:
    tinyurl.com/asmvrs #
  • 11:13 Quiverfull – the Marching Morons of Xtianity:
    tinyurl.com/d8vpcp
    Mere words do not express my disgust with these… people #
  • 11:15 The joy of musickal interwubs brings you… Barnes and Barnes! ♫ blip.fm/~2z3hf #
  • 11:21 American Nazi sympathizer, slain by wife in December, was building a “dirty bomb” to kill Obama:
    tinyurl.com/dcmmwd #
  • 11:24 The Economist says legalizing drugs is “the least worst option”:
    tinyurl.com/d6mc85
    M’kay? #
  • 11:27 X-phi – philosophy meets experimental neurology:
    tinyurl.com/b7n766
    I assume the X means it’s philosophy EXTREME!!! #
  • 12:16 I truly wish major newsfeeds would offer a ‘no sport items’ option #
  • 21:01 Japan’s official Ambassadors of Cute. Shockingly, all are girls, two are in school uniform, the last is Loligoth:
    tinyurl.com/c5bc5t #
  • 21:05 Correction – one school uniform, one loligoth, one Harajuku. What’s Harajuku ? Glad you asked…
    tinyurl.com/o2wps #
  • 21:07 Solar flares can kill your toilet:
    tinyurl.com/bzn8k8 #

15/3/09:

  • 10:30 Baptist church shooter driven mad by Lyme disease?
    tinyurl.com/chs9×8 #
  • 21:35 This is how mad the world economy is – the derivatives market bubble is worth $190,000 per person on the planet:
    tinyurl.com/68c9hy #

16/3/09:

  • 02:15 Quote of the day:
    “Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”Voltaire #
  • 11:44 Bat stows away on space shuttle. Probably looking for Kryptonite, just in case…
    tinyurl.com/d7wbwb #
  • 11:48 Quantum mechanics + ‘hypercosmic god’ theory = WIN. £1million of prize money from science foundation.
    tinyurl.com/czjwm3 #
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